Good Bourbon. Fine Cigars. Reasonable Conditions for Eternity.
Everybody has standards. Some are simply more important than others.
For the gentleman who appreciates a properly poured bourbon, a well-aged cigar, and the freedom to enjoy both without unnecessary interference, certain things are simply nonnegotiable.
Inspired by the legendary wit of Mark Twain, the Then I Shall Not Go bourbon whiskey glass celebrates a particular philosophy of life: good company is welcome, good whiskey is essential, and any version of paradise that prohibits life’s finer pleasures deserves a second look.
Because eternity may be a long time, but that is no reason to spend it without a decent drink.
Mark Twain understood the value of a well-placed observation. His humor was sharp, unapologetic, and frequently directed at the absurdities of human behavior.
His legendary affection for cigars, whiskey, and the occasional disregard for polite expectations made him an enduring symbol of independent thinking.
The Mark Twain bourbon whiskey glass captures that same spirit.
It is for the man who prefers substance over ceremony, conversation over small talk, and an evening spent enjoying life’s simple pleasures rather than pretending not to.
A comfortable chair. A good cigar. A proper pour. Everything else is negotiable.
There is a certain satisfaction in the ritual.
The sound of bourbon meeting glass. The familiar aroma of a favorite whiskey. The first draw of a cigar. The comfortable silence between friends who have known one another long enough to stop explaining themselves.
These are not extravagant indulgences. They are small rewards for a life spent working, building, enduring, and occasionally putting up with the rest of humanity.
The Then I Shall Not Go whiskey glass belongs in those moments.
On the home bar beside a favorite bottle. In the study where the day’s obligations finally end. At the cigar lounge where opinions are freely exchanged and rarely surrendered.
It also makes a fitting gift for birthdays, retirements, Father’s Day, housewarmings, and the bourbon enthusiast whose sense of humor is as refined as his taste in whiskey.
Permanent laser engraving places the design directly onto the glass, preserving its character without printed graphics or surface-applied decoration.
The result is a distinctive piece of barware that combines classic literary humor with the timeless appeal of a well-earned drink.
It is not intended for someone who takes every rule too seriously.
It is for someone who understands that a little irreverence, properly applied, makes life considerably more enjoyable.
There are plenty of things worth sacrificing for.
Principle. Family. Friendship. Honor.
But an eternity without bourbon and cigars?
Even a reasonable man must draw the line somewhere.
The Mark Twain bourbon whiskey glass celebrates the enduring appeal of dry humor, independent judgment, and the quiet confidence of a man who knows exactly what he enjoys.
Some people dream of paradise.
Others have a few questions about the bar.
Bourbon. Cigars. Eternity negotiable.
Original price was: $20.00.$16.00Current price is: $16.00.
10 in stock (can be backordered)
